By R. L. Stine
Bernie Bridges has all of it found out. April-May June—the most well liked woman within the fourth grade—will ask him to the yearly girl-invite-boy tuition dance. they are going to dance the evening away, and April-May June will completely fall for him.
There's just one challenge: Reality. April-May June does not are looking to choose Bernie. She would not elect Bernie whether he used to be the final man on earth.
Then Jennifer Ecch—the Nightmare Girl—swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?
Bernie has a plan. he will persuade Jennifer that he's below toe fungus and never useful sufficient to visit the dance together with her. yet love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie—no subject what.
So Bernie has no selection. The time has come to carry a long-distance snot-blowing contest correct in entrance of Jennifer. that are supposed to be gross sufficient to get Jennifer out of his life—shouldn't it?